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Conditions Of Use
If you visit or you accept these conditions. Read this. It's from the lawyers. 

We respect our customers’ information. This private and confidential information will never be shared with any outside affiliations, individuals or third-party vendors. 

Return Policy 
No refunds. No exchanges. All sales are final. 

Terms of Use 
By visiting our website, you agree to the Conditions & Terms of Use. These terms may be changed or updated so we encourage you to check this page regularly. We do not guarantee that information on our website is accurate, complete, or current. This includes pricing and availability of products. We reserve the right to correct any errors and to change information at any time without prior notice. 

All content included on this website including text, graphics, logos, button icons, images, and software, is property of Fucking Awesome and Fass'Em Inc. and is protected by United States and international copyright laws. All content on this site is the exclusive property of and may not be used for any other purposes without written consent. 

The name Fucking Awesome may not be used in connection with any product or service that is not licensed or agreed to by Fass'Em Inc. 

Secure Processing and uses SSL Encryption Technology via Shopify, which is the industry standard. SSL(Secure Sockets Layer) is a protocol developed for the transmission of private information over the internet. 

Responsibility and sells products to adults who can purchase with a credit card. If you are under 18, you may use only with the involvement of a parent or guardian. We reserve the right to refuse service, remove or edit content or cancel orders at anytime. If we have reason to suspect a risk of fraud associated with your order, we will contact you - please respond promptly - if you don’t, we’ll cancel the order.

Purchase for Personal Use Only 
You may purchase products only for personal use and not for resale. We reserve the right to refuse orders for any reason without explanation. 

All orders are shipped via UPS Ground. The shipping rate to the 48 U.S. states is $15. The shipping rate to Alaska and Hawaii is $25. UPS does not deliver to APO/FPO addresses or P.O. boxes.  International shipping rates are $25 for 3 pounds or less, $55 for up to 5 pounds.  Duties & Taxes are not included and the recipient will be responsible for paying these charges.  These charges are different depending on the country it is being shipped to and the price of the item you ordered.

Please allow 7 business days for order processing and verification, and up to an additional 10-14 business days for delivery. We are not responsible for any lost, stolen, or damaged shipments. The buyer assumes all responsibilities of claims made with the shipping carrier. We do not refund shipping fees if the order is returned or refused due to address error or refusal by you, the customer.

Sales Tax 
Sales Tax is charged to those orders shipped within the state of California. All products and shipping are subjugated to a California sales tax of 9.75%. 

Sales tax is not charged to orders shipped to states outside of California.

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